Form 1-A — Official Mission Statement
AboutKOOKED.
Mission Statement — Approved by Management
KOOKED. CORP. was founded in response to a dress code that had gone too far. We are not anti-professional. We are pro-honesty. And honestly, nobody asked to dress like this. Life is too short for business casual and too long to spend it dressed like a regional sales manager. Whether you're surviving a 9-to-5 or a double period on a Tuesday — bring a smile to your boss's or teacher's face with KOOKED.
Status: Approved for public distribution
Filed: Q4 2024 — Ref. No. CKD-MS-001
HR Review: Pending (ongoing)
Risk Level: Moderate to high
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Liability
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Internal Memo — RE: Brand Rationale
TO: All Staff
FROM: Management
RE: Why we made these shirts
STATUS: Proceeding anyway
01 — Quality
Premium Materials
100% combed cotton. Inks that will outlast your dignity and most of your professional decisions.
02 — Purpose
Built For Real Life
Not the office. Not the classroom. The part after — when you're finally allowed to be a person again.
03 — Policy
Free Returns
30 days. No questions asked. Frankly, we're relieved if you return them. But you won't.
A note from management: The contents of this page have been reviewed by the KOOKED. CORP. legal team, HR department, and one (1) school administrator who happened to be nearby. All three have concerns. All three were ignored. Management filed their objections under Form 9-Z: Concerns We Are Ignoring, and proceeded anyway. Thank you for your understanding.
HR Department
Concerns Filed
Form 9-Z — On Record