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Dept. of Apparel Acquisition  /  Q4 Collection  /  Ref. No. CKD-2024-001
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Approved Items — Full Inventory

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29 approved units
Free shipping over $50
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Approved high 2 Inches Take it or Leave it Tee
2 Inches Take it or Leave it Tee
SKU: CKD-001 — Risk: High
$25.00
Approved low Blink if You Want Me Tee
Blink if You Want Me Tee
SKU: CKD-002 — Risk: Low
$25.00
Approved high Busy Growing my Bush Tee
Busy Growing my Bush Tee
SKU: CKD-003 — Risk: High
$25.00
Approved low Caffeine and Delusion Tee
Caffeine and Delusion Tee
SKU: CKD-004 — Risk: Low
$25.00
Approved high Caffeine Powered Booty Muncher Tee
Caffeine Powered Booty Muncher Tee
SKU: CKD-005 — Risk: High
$25.00
Approved low Certified Chud Tee
Certified Chud Tee
SKU: CKD-006 — Risk: Low
$25.00
Approved moderate Daddy Needs a Beer Tee
Daddy Needs a Beer Tee
SKU: CKD-007 — Risk: Moderate
$25.00
Approved moderate Gambling is my Love Language Tee
Gambling is my Love Language Tee
SKU: CKD-008 — Risk: Moderate
$25.00
Approved high Give Me a Beer or I'll Kill Myself Tee
Give Me a Beer or I'll Kill Myself Tee
SKU: CKD-009 — Risk: High
$25.00
Approved low I am Not Justin Bieber Tee
I am Not Justin Bieber Tee
SKU: CKD-010 — Risk: Low
$25.00
Approved moderate I am Very Vulnerable Tee
I am Very Vulnerable Tee
SKU: CKD-011 — Risk: Moderate
$25.00
Approved moderate I Can't Wait to Gamble Today Tee
I Can't Wait to Gamble Today Tee
SKU: CKD-012 — Risk: Moderate
$25.00
Approved low I eat Microplastics Tee
I eat Microplastics Tee
SKU: CKD-013 — Risk: Low
$25.00
Approved high I Fuck for Cardio Tee
I Fuck for Cardio Tee
SKU: CKD-014 — Risk: High
$25.00
Approved low I Hear Voices Tee
I Hear Voices Tee
SKU: CKD-015 — Risk: Low
$25.00
Approved moderate I Never Lose Tee
I Never Lose Tee
SKU: CKD-016 — Risk: Moderate
$25.00
Approved low I Peak During Background Checks Tee
I Peak During Background Checks Tee
SKU: CKD-017 — Risk: Low
$25.00
Approved moderate I Shaved My Balls for This Tee
I Shaved My Balls for This Tee
SKU: CKD-018 — Risk: Moderate
$25.00
Approved moderate Ketamine Tee
Ketamine Tee
SKU: CKD-019 — Risk: Moderate
$25.00
Approved moderate Let me Drop Everything Tee
Let me Drop Everything Tee
SKU: CKD-020 — Risk: Moderate
$25.00
Approved high Live Fast and Eat Ass Tee
Live Fast and Eat Ass Tee
SKU: CKD-021 — Risk: High
$25.00
Approved moderate My Therapist Loves my Boss Tee
My Therapist Loves my Boss Tee
SKU: CKD-022 — Risk: Moderate
$25.00
Approved high Nature is Freaky Tee
Nature is Freaky Tee
SKU: CKD-023 — Risk: High
$25.00
Approved moderate Nothing Like a Cold Beer Tee
Nothing Like a Cold Beer Tee
SKU: CKD-024 — Risk: Moderate
$25.00
Approved low OSHA's Least Favorite Employee Tee
OSHA's Least Favorite Employee Tee
SKU: CKD-025 — Risk: Low
$25.00
Approved low Powered by Nicotine and Weed Tee
Powered by Nicotine and Weed Tee
SKU: CKD-026 — Risk: Low
$25.00
Approved moderate Pretty Girls Tee
Pretty Girls Tee
SKU: CKD-027 — Risk: Moderate
$25.00
Approved moderate What Doesn't Kill You Tee
What Doesn't Kill You Tee
SKU: CKD-028 — Risk: Moderate
$25.00
Approved low White Boy of the Year Tee
White Boy of the Year Tee
SKU: CKD-029 — Risk: Low
$25.00
Showing 29 approved units. Free shipping over $50. Risk levels assigned at management's discretion.

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